The Passion of The Pisces

All you non-Pisces, listen up! Never, ever, ever get into any sort of a relationship with a Pisces if you even for a second think you might not be committed to making it last - friends, lovers, casual acquaintance, whatever you call it, to a Pisces it's forever. Of course if a Pisces wants you out of their life, all bets are off. In that case not only is it over, it never happened.

Hello Pisces people! If you read last week's introduction to Pisces, you might remember the words permeable membrane. There is no doubt that you find it difficult to separate yourself from those you care for. It's like you're the oyster and they're the grit and the pearl that emerges from this union shows the qualities of your relationship....or something. Basically we all bug the hell out of you but if you tolerate some of us you'll find we're not all bad.

So, Pisces, who's the sand in your Cephalopod? Check it out.....

Pisces with Aries - This would be like buying a pet for your goldfish: ultimately pointless: possibly resulting in death of fish.

Pisces with Taurus - If your purpose is to dig a really deep hole really quickly then this is the one for you.

Pisces with Gemini - It would be rude to say that you don't like the twins, so instead you'll just be cranky for no apparent reason.

Pisces with Cancer - It can't be all about you when it's all about them. You may not notice this right away, but it's always all about them.

Pisces with Leo - This would feel as though a giant Mr. Magoo came to town and chose you as his dance partner. I shudder to think.

Pisces with Virgo - You'd have to tell lies in order to get your own way and we all know how good you are at that don't we?

Pisces with Libra - Only if you feel like dating the three wise monkeys. There are serious balance issues inherent in this pairing.

Pisces with Scorpio - This is the Zodiac equivalent of your bit of rough. Hey don't forget you're not the only one with feelings!

Pisces with Sagittarius - Schroedinger's Cat Experiment - anything could be going on in there as long as you don't lift the lid.

Pisces with Capricorn - For reasons unknown you will burst into tears at odd moments when the two of you are in public.

Pisces with Aquarius - The only sign capable of getting a lie passed you. Of course if you think you know better then by all means.

Pisces with Pisces - Don't call me when the two of you are sitting around saying "I don't know what do you want to do?" and trying to decide.