Sunday, December 2, 2007

Sexy Sagittarius

Sexy Sagittarius
I believe I mentioned last week, that if you want to hang around with a Sagittarius, you had better have a thick skin because you won’t be hearing a lot of sweet nothings. What you will get is straightforward unvarnished truth, which when you think about it, is better than a lot of romantic twaddle. Truth is truth and if a Sagittarius doesn’t shy from the not-so-pretty stuff, why on earth would they lie about the good things? In other words, yes you just might be really annoying right at the moment, but you are loved. Oh, by the way, when they ask, feel free to tell your Sagittarius that yes they too are very annoying right now, but only say it if you mean it.

This is one relationship that must always be straight up, eye to eye, toe to toe and no funny stuff. If you want to lose a Sagittarius just try manipulating them.
So who’s ready for round one?
Sagittarius with Aries – No one notices the candle light when the house is on fire. There’s really no point for either of you.
Sagittarius with Taurus – You think the two of you are room mates; Taurus is picking out china and crystal. This calls for more than a new phone number.

Sagittarius with Gemini – Like a plague of lady bugs, charming, mildly annoying and largely with out any impact other than a few holes in your sweaters.
Sagittarius with Cancer – You don’t have the patience for the old game of “what’s wrong?” “Nothing.” You’re gone and Cancer is home sulking.

Sagittarius with Leo – No one in their right mind would even invite the two of you to the same party let alone try to set you up.
Sagittarius with Virgo – Most of your friends are uncomfortable in a room with the two of you. Between you, no innocent by-stander is safe.

Sagittarius with Libra – It’s like a race to see who will grow fed up and walk out first. You might need a lawyer to get out of this one intact.

Sagittarius with Scorpio – For best results, you should start with lawyers. First rule of business? No weapons in the bedroom.
Sagittarius with Sagittarius – Can you take what you dish out? That’s the big question here. My guess is you would never even be attracted to one another.
Sagittarius with Capricorn – For some reason you need Capricorn to hear you and if (or should I say when) they won’t, you act out and nobody is happy.

Sagittarius with Aquarius – You have the capacity to egg each other on until one or both of you ends up in jail or hospital. No one emerges unscathed.
Sagittarius with Pisces – It’s good Feng Shui to have a source of running water in your home and the gentle babble is soothing to your senses.