Gemini in Love

There's a reason why the Sun's move into Gemini coincides with the beginning of the warmer weather. Gemini's love to celebrate life and if they can do it half naked so much the better. Let's look at your potential party mates and discover which ones are most likely to be bringing the blender drinks and which are running after you with a blanket.

Gemini with Aries - If they're prettier than you, or younger than you they will also be constantly upstaging you. If they're not prettier than you or younger than you there's no point.

Gemini with Taurus - This would last about a month and if you're smart you'll make that month the one with your birthday in it. Taurus can be very generous if operated properly.

Gemini with Gemini - Fun house extravaganza, a world of mirrors that always reflects your best side. You may frequently hear non-Geminis yammer on about the 'real world'.

Gemini with Cancer - It really depends on how good you look in black and whether or not you've ever dreamed of attending your own funeral.

Gemini with Leo - They operate under the delusion that they are the prettiest things on Earth and you simply refuse to tolerate or support their vain delusions.

Gemini with Virgo - Another fun house extravaganza, but in this house of mirrors you do look fat in those pants, metaphorically speaking that is.

Gemini with Libra - This relationship is soooo pretty and sparkly and bright that the average human being cannot look directly at the two of you.

Gemini with Scorpio - Like taking part in an ancient ritual only to discover that you're the human sacrifice. Hey, you're the one who wanted to be centre stage.

Gemini with Sagittarius - If everyone believes in fairies really hard this might work, otherwise you'll find yourself in an empty room shouting to be heard.

Gemini with Capricorn- This would be like dating Emily Post but without all the cozy bitch sessions you've always imagined the two of you sharing.

Gemini with Aquarius - Like one day you woke up, looked at your most annoying sibling and thought, wow you are hot! Didn't think so.

Gemini with Pisces - Think you lead a charmed life? You are about to learn how fraught with danger your world really is. And yes, there will be a quiz.

Gemini - May 21st to June 21st

Gemini's are very distinctive individuals with sparkling eyes, beautiful features and the lasting glow of youth. Yes, you can always tell a Gemini. But you can't tell them anything they don't already know and heaven forbid you tell them anything you don't want the rest of the world to know. Gemini is the sign of communication, ruled by Mercury the god of communication and boy do they communicate. This is not to say that they talk all the time....at least not out loud. You will find, however, that as you listen to a Gemini you have the uncanny feeling that you've interrupted an ongoing conversation. You probably have. Gemini is also the sign of the twins, so you never get just one Gemini, and a Gemini is never alone. This is not always a good thing as sometimes the twins argue, and a house divided against itself etc. means that Gemini is home to some of the craziest people out there.

That being said, you will never have a better time than when you're with a Gemini. They are not the life and soul of the party, they are the party. Imagine what Studio 54 would have been without a disco ball. That's what your life would be like without a Gemini in it somewhere. There would still be the sordid fraud, sex scandals and drug dealing but without the celebrities.

Gemini really trades on good looks which is not to say that they aren't intelligent. A smart Gemini, a whole Gemini will parlay beauty into photo ops and sound bites and they continue to trade up until they get to a podium and microphone. They love attention and have an innate ability to draw the spotlight after them. Never try to compete with a Gemini for air time; if you win they will hate you and if you lose they will crush you. Look how badly Tom Cruise (Cancer) came out in his divorce from Gemini Nicole Kidman. He went crazy trying to prove that he was the sane one, and yet Nicole can marry a drunk and come out squeaky clean. And do you think Gemini Angelina will ever forgive Aquarius Jen for being the wronged woman? Angelina will not stop short of adopting every waif on the face of the planet in her efforts to vindicate her man stealing. Oh yeah I said stealing, cause Mercury is also the god of thieves and con artists.

One last thing to keep in mind about Gemini. Never, ask them for directions. Don't take a road trip without a Gemini, they make the miles seem to fly by. But whatever you do, don't let them navigate unless you've got all the time in the world to reach no particular destination.