Say Hello to Sagittarius

Brad Pitt is a Sagittarius and that says pretty much everything you need to know. This is the sign of the beautiful, thoughtful, sexy, talented do-gooder. Although, as unbelievable as this might sound, I'd be willing to bet that there are people on this planet who can't stand Brad Pitt. And that's because Sagittarius is a sign you either love or hate - kind of like Marmite, Bangkok and Britney Spears (also a Sagittarius).

Sagittarius is not the zodiac sign you go to and ask "does my butt look big in this?" not unless you're prepared to hear an unequivocal "yes". Blunt honesty is a trademark of the archer. He's always aiming at the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. A kind Sagittarius, when asked if they will give an honest answer, might reply "only if that's what you really want".

In this week's scopes I talk about Jimi Hendrix and how he was a typical Sagittarius because he was an innovator, a star, a talent beyond measure yada yada yada....the most Sagittarius thing about Jimi Hendrix was the fact that at his death, he had both a German girlfriend and a British girlfriend who argued over the circumstances of his death and the disposition of his assets. Typically there was more than one girlfriend and also typically they were from different countries. Now this is not to say that all Sag's are global players, but they tend to attract a wide variety of admirers, and sometimes the broken ones won't go away. Every Sagittarius has a fan club, and both its members and its victims are legion. Let me put it this way - Christmas should be celebrated on November 25th, because there is no way Jesus Christ was a Capricorn - he was a Sagittarius through and through.

Now this is the one sign that will never lie to you, but that doesn't mean that they won't be quite happy to let you believe about them whatever it is that you want to believe about them, as long as it's to their advantage. Metaphorically speaking, all Sagittarians live life with their fingers crossed behind their backs. This is probably due to the fact that Sag is a mutable sign and needs to be ready to change at a moment's notice. So while you didn't actually hear a 'no', neither did you hear a 'yes'. The fact that you might think you did is neither here nor there to a Sagittarian.

So, there you have it - Sagittarius is a fire sign with a taste for all the life's buffet has to offer - you should either wear Teflon or get out of the kitchen.