The Passions of Scorpio

It’s pretty funny that I made Scorpio wait a week for their love match blogoscope. It’s not easy to make a Scorpio wait for anything. They are creatures of the moment who frequently can gather enough force to make that moment last for quite some time. For this reason, it is never a good idea to stand between a Scorpio and what they want. So without further ado…..

Scorpio with Aries – This will be about as satisfying as stapling mercury to a wall – and you’ll always wonder why you started trying in the first place.

Scorpio with Taurus – It’s like rush hour traffic on the Los Angeles freeway. It’s infuriating and it’s going nowhere fast.

Scorpio with Gemini – This will be an experience similar to eating pop rocks – tasty, tingly, slightly disturbing and ultimately unsatisfying.

Scorpio with Cancer – This will happen on such a deep and private level that even your closest friends won’t realize that the two of you are dating. 

Scorpio with Leo – It’s impossible for the two of you to share a home. Hell you can barely share a planet what with needing to breathe different elements and all.

Scorpio with Virgo – Never have two people who are so obviously working at cross purposes also been so obviously in love. Too bad.

Scorpio with Libra – Oh sure, you wouldn’t send a boy to do a man’s job but would you use a swim fin to kill a mosquito?

Scorpio with Scorpio – Hey who doesn’t want to dance when they hear Superfreak? That doesn’t mean you want to watch Rick James sing it.

Scorpio with Sagittarius – There’s no way this should ever work but I’ve seen it happen. I think it’s because you’re both too stubborn to give up or give in.

Scorpio with Capricorn – Like Charles and Camilla, barring some horrendous accident you will never be more to each other than a dirty little secret. 

Scorpio with Aquarius – Is this a long distance romance? Because that just might work. It’s the only way the two of you can go any distance so get a calling plan.

Scorpio with Pisces – Some people like to have their fish de-boned before they eat them. Of course bones are only an issue if you need to chew before you devour.