Gemini - May 21st to June 21st

Gemini's are very distinctive individuals with sparkling eyes, beautiful features and the lasting glow of youth. Yes, you can always tell a Gemini. But you can't tell them anything they don't already know and heaven forbid you tell them anything you don't want the rest of the world to know. Gemini is the sign of communication, ruled by Mercury the god of communication and boy do they communicate. This is not to say that they talk all the time....at least not out loud. You will find, however, that as you listen to a Gemini you have the uncanny feeling that you've interrupted an ongoing conversation. You probably have. Gemini is also the sign of the twins, so you never get just one Gemini, and a Gemini is never alone. This is not always a good thing as sometimes the twins argue, and a house divided against itself etc. means that Gemini is home to some of the craziest people out there.

That being said, you will never have a better time than when you're with a Gemini. They are not the life and soul of the party, they are the party. Imagine what Studio 54 would have been without a disco ball. That's what your life would be like without a Gemini in it somewhere. There would still be the sordid fraud, sex scandals and drug dealing but without the celebrities.

Gemini really trades on good looks which is not to say that they aren't intelligent. A smart Gemini, a whole Gemini will parlay beauty into photo ops and sound bites and they continue to trade up until they get to a podium and microphone. They love attention and have an innate ability to draw the spotlight after them. Never try to compete with a Gemini for air time; if you win they will hate you and if you lose they will crush you. Look how badly Tom Cruise (Cancer) came out in his divorce from Gemini Nicole Kidman. He went crazy trying to prove that he was the sane one, and yet Nicole can marry a drunk and come out squeaky clean. And do you think Gemini Angelina will ever forgive Aquarius Jen for being the wronged woman? Angelina will not stop short of adopting every waif on the face of the planet in her efforts to vindicate her man stealing. Oh yeah I said stealing, cause Mercury is also the god of thieves and con artists.

One last thing to keep in mind about Gemini. Never, ask them for directions. Don't take a road trip without a Gemini, they make the miles seem to fly by. But whatever you do, don't let them navigate unless you've got all the time in the world to reach no particular destination.