Remember last week when I said that all Libras were royalty? Well it's true, and in love they are Prince Charming, the Princess Bride and the Duke of Earl, all rolled into one. Libra needs to have a significant other. They are neither needy, nor clingy, they just really function more easily when in a relationship. I don't know why, it's never been my experience that having a boyfriend makes anything easier, but there are apparently people who feel otherwise, and a large percentage of them are Libras.

So Libra, where's the best place for you to look for your counterbalancing soul mate? Read on....

Libra with Aries - It's like community service with a better wardrobe. Fun is not supposed to be this much work.

Libra with Taurus - Taurus loves the idea of you but when it gets right down to it, just can't keep up.

Libra with Gemini - You can both be princesses and do each others hair and nails. Sleep over anyone?

Libra with Cancer - Ever watched someone try to thread a needle wearing oven mitts? That's what this looks like.

Libra with Leo - Leo the king will not recognize you sovereignty. Prepare for invasion coupled with a scorched earth policy.

Libra with Virgo - It's like dating an older sibling - safe, comforting and a little bit creepy: in a good way.

Libra with Libra - More of this type of couple and the wind power energy situation would be all taken care of.

Libra with Scorpio - Put it down, put it down, put it down! This will end in tears, recriminations and restraining orders.

Libra with Sagittarius - This match is about as good an idea as lighting a barbecue with gasoline. That's bad.

Libra with Capricorn - Want to be a music box dancer? Ever wonder what she did when the lid was closed?

Libra with Aquarius - Tornadoes are more frequent during warm weather and they can strike out of nowhere.

Libra with Pisces - It's like you're not even speaking the same language and no amount of Berlitz will help.

Lovely Libra

If I were casting Lord of The Rings in zodiac terms, every elf would be played by a Libra. They're so pretty that all we ordinary earthly beings are hideous in comparison - yes, even you Gemini. Often characterized as indecisive, I think it's actually more likely that Libra always knows exactly what s/he wants, it just takes them a while to get it right.

From childhood, a Libra sees clearly what the perfect world looks like - maybe not in the kind of detail that a Virgo sees, but in full colour, like a beautiful painting. They don't always get a clear idea of themselves and how they fit into this work of art, although there is never any doubt that a Libra is royalty - dukes, duchesses, earls and counts, and most often princesses. So they tend to take a dim view of anything or anyone that threatens to mess up their picture and may start ordering beheadings.

Once they've decided, your average Libra wastes no time in announcing and acting upon their choice, but it can sure take some time for them to get there. Rest assured, that when a Libra has chosen they have not done so lightly, no matter how it looks.

Approach change slowly and don't rock the boat - because there's nothing loonier than an unbalanced Libra. If they think you might cause a disturbance in the force, Libra will not hesitate to make a preemptive strike. You can find yourself shunned for behaviour you haven't even begun to think about.

Libras are born pleasers. Libras learn that keeping other people happy lowers the risk that others will interfere in their utopias. It can sometimes take them longer to discover that they will get even better results if they make themselves happy first.

Virgo in Love

Okay, so Virgo has a very specific idea of what a loved one should be, but imperfections are not necessarily deal breakers because every Virgo also enjoys a bit of a fixer upper - emphasis on 'a bit'.

So Virgo, who is pret a porter and who's bespoke? Find the one that fits like a glove.

Virgo with Aries - It's like getting a new puppy to love, to train, to house break - unfortunately it's a relationship that will age in dog years.

Virgo with Taurus - You've got radically different views on money management - you want to save some, Taurus wants to hoard it.

Virgo with Gemini - Do you want a disco ball in your living room? Cause Gemini wants a disco ball in the living room.

Virgo with Cancer - You really don't want to have to listen to someone else's idea of what would make a perfect world. You already know what that is.

Virgo with Leo - Not the same as having a puppy, and you don't want to dangle things in front of this kitty, you will get shredded.

Virgo with Virgo - I don't know any other sign that gets along so well with itself. This relationship is like loving yourself and that can't be bad.

Virgo with Libra - How much of a project are you looking for? Do you have absolutely no challenges in any other area of your life? Are you sure?

Virgo with Scorpio - If you could just get this one to sit down, shut up and get out of your way - Scorpio is the perfect foil to your powers of delegation.

Virgo with Sagittarius - Those people who think they know what's going on are really annoying to those of us who actually do know what's going on.

Virgo with Capricorn - Oh gosh see Sagittarius except that those who think they're in charge are really annoying to those who really are.

Virgo with Aquarius - This would be a good one to keep on staff but make sure you only pay them for what they actually do.

Virgo with Pisces - Oil and water darling, oil and water; only works when it's being continuously shaken up; it's exhausting.